How Canada celebrated Hockey Gold
1. The Classic
2. The Bro “KNOCK KNOCK WHO’S THERE? GOLD MEDAL IN YOUR FACE!”
3. The "DUDE WHERES MY FLAG?"
4. The Robin Sparkles
5. The “Oh Sure, now you like Women’s Hockey!”
6. And of course “The Rob Ford”
Meanwhile in America
Lucky Charms are like the vampires of breakfast cereal. They’re magical, they’re delicious, they’re a little bit dangerous and bad for you. They initially make you feel great, but then over time you realize that maybe your relationship with Lucky Charms is just a little bit unhealthy and you start to think, ‘Maybe I don’t want to be in a long-term relationship with a breakfast cereal that tastes delicious but damages my health.’ But then the Lucky Charms gets all stalker on you and for some reason you kind of like that. It makes you feel special. So yeah, you spend your life with Lucky Charms. That’s awesome. That’s a great way to… get diabetes.
John Green (via observando)
I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
this is 100% definitely what happened.
and canada wanted to be exactly like america but ended up being the nicer one who makes friends with everyone easily